Ok, I got for you today, some brand new language tips. These new words originated right here. So be prepared to be the first person on your block to use them, and blow people minds with your cleverness and cutting edge slanguage.
The first new one for you....Is "GregLou." "Greglou" is a sneaky and clever way of referring to someone or something as Gay. "GregLou" is a P-diddy esque nick name for "Greg Louganis" the famous Olympic diver. the reasons why Greg Louganis is a good name to call that which is gay, are pretty obvious if you think about it.
1.) Greg "Louganis" is pronounced Greg "Lou-Gay-ness"
So it works real well, you are calling someone or something "Greglou" in reference to their "Gayness."
2.)To make it even better and more appropriate, Greg Louganis is Gay.(Literally)
This phrase is really sneaky and fun, because no one is hip to it right now so you can use it in a public setting and not worry too much about offending anyone.
ex. You and your friends are in a bar and you see a really metro guy with eyeliner and a cool shirt with skulls. You can look right at him and say "What's up Greglou." He probably won't even think you're talking to him, and if he does, you can just say "My Bad, I thought you were Greglou."
Meanwhile you and your friends are laughing at the fact that you just called this man a homosexual right to his face.
Last Saturday, I imparted this little piece of knowledge about "Greglou" on DJ Scooter(of Scooter and Lavelle fame), and he was very pleased with it. But, he then went even one step further to conceal the meaning and suggested that we can also refer to something as being "Mario Lopez." because:
1.) Mario Lopez played Greg Louganis in some made for TV movie.
2.)Mario Lopez is gay(not literally).
I like this idea, but I prefer my quips and insults to be shorter, so I merely combined the two first syllables together to make "MarLo."
So there you have it, not one but two different equally hilarious and sneaky ways to refer to someone or something as being gay.
Greglou and MarLo
*I would like it to be known that I have no problem or issue with homosexuals. And I voted NO on Prop 8. I just find it funny to call things gay in the same way I did when I was in the 5th grade.
