Wednesday, February 18, 2009

"NO Homo", "No CreepBall" & "No CreepMo"

I have these expressions that I like to use and I want you folks reading this blog to be hip to them. As we all know the phrase "No Homo". Has become pretty popular and common place. I think this is a great expression which is hilarious.

I have been using the term "No Homo" for quite some time. Although when I first began using it, I would explain it to people like this. "You can say anything as gay as you want, as long as you say "No Homo" After." ex. Man Says to another man. "Your ass looks great in those pants, and I want to squeeze it......No Homo."

Some may disagree with my sentiments and use of "No Homo", but much like the rules of beerpong, there is no unified set for all to follow.

One of the people who first found my use of this phrase fascinating, was my friend Vic who Runs the MoMo Lounge in Sacramento. He found my free wheeling use of "No Homo" to be hilarious.

When I returned to play in his joint on my next trip, he informed me of his own new heterosexual version of "No Homo" which he and his buddies had been field testing.

Which brings us to "No Creepball." Much like "No Homo", "No Creepball" follows any sentence or statement a heterosexual male makes toward a female which could be construed as creepy or offensive. Ex. A man says to a women in an elevator "Excuse me miss, you have a very nice ass and boobs.....No Creepball."

Vic made sure to remind me that if she gets uncomfortable or offended you need only remind her..."I said "No Creepball."

I actually really like the use of this new term, Vic had even said that he had seen a few guys get some phone numbers from women who they had used "No Creepball" On. I would tread very lightly with it.

He even went one step further and also combined both terms to make "No CreepMo" I suppose this term would apply mostly to really aggressive Homosexuals, It basically means that one man can say something overtly gay and creepy as long as he follows the statement with the phrase "No CreepMo." Ex. A Man Says to another man on a bus "I'd like to bone you on this bus with all the passengers watching......No CreepMo."

The jury is still out on "No CreepMo", but nevertheless I feel it is my duty to inform all about these terms. Stay tuned for more phrases soon.

Soul Men The Movie>>Decent Movie, Dope Music



I just rented and watched the movie "Soul Men" last night. I thought overall it was a pretty good movie. It had a decent story line, and really good acting by both Sam Jackson&Bernie Mac. What I was feeling most, was the musical styling of Samuel L. Jackson. Particularly on the track "Do your thing."(originally performed by Isaac Hays) Not only was this song Fucking smooth as a baby's ass(No Creepball). But the tone and sound of Sam's Voice is fantastic. So I would say if you like soul r&b type music peep the movie, or at least download the soundtrack.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

This Is DJ As-Is Blog I got things to say!!!

Some of them will be really neat. So Pay attention!!!